Grand Canon and Turcopolier


The Grand Canon and Turcopolier, and, High Priest of Memes, is His Holiness’s Cardinal Secretary of State for Culture, Sports, and Religion: David Baker

The Cardinal Ministry for Culture, Sports, and Religion is the public service department of Kekistan charged with advising the government on policies and issues involving the arts, culture, heritage, sport and recreation, and broadcasting sectors, and participating in functions that advance or promote those sectors.

Chief Executives:

  • Permanent Secretary for Culture: /
  • Permanent Secretary for Media: The man behind the voice of the Angry Pepe cartoon character
  • Permanent Secretary for Religion: George Toman III